Re: Blast you've been spammed!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:42 am
"Ohgodohgodohgod! NO! I don't need a subscription to Bald Men Weekly! GET OFF! NO! NO I have no need to meet tall rich guys! Pleeeease someone help! NO! WAIT NOT THE PENIS ENLARGEMENT TREATMENTS! Aaaarrrrr-" *gurgle*Paul wrote:This is a REALLY BAD IDEA. Imagine a scene, ten years from now. You're sitting at home, on a battered sofa watching a small fuzzy TV with the volume turned down low. On there, i'm being interviewed. "I told him, Attempting to breed spambots was a bad idea. yet he....." the picture descends into static.CaptainQuirk wrote: a breeding ground from whence will emerge a new evolution of Spambots. Spambot 2.0 you might say.
There is a recognizable click-clicking getting closer and closer. You jump up and wrench the plug of the TV out of the batteries you've been running it on. staring out the window onto your street, you see, in between the broken glass and wrecked cars, a huge mass of silver moving slowly up the street. as it gets closer you can discern individual bots, each spouting out a different message.
"buy louis vuitton bags" "do you want a cheap holiday" "viagra online with no prescription" There's a smash as your front door is caved in. There's nothing you can do. you close your eyes and wait for your demise. you don't have to wait long.
Sorry, couldn't resist writing that......