The Voyage of The SS Shithead III

[kyleai]

It was the middle of the night when the Pirates arrived. I was out of fuel, watching, waiting, for any sign of help in the middle of the Nebula I was trapped in.

They took Captain Bob, my only pilot for the SS Shithead III (Pronounced /shi theed/). There was nothing I could do. They demanded scrap which was one thing I did not have. I tried to save Captain Bob, but it was no use. I watched as they shot him 7 times in the chest. He stayed standing until the last shot. I watched as he fell on his knees, coughing up blood.

He was my best pilot. His death will not be in vain, I told myself, but I was not so sure. I told my crew everything would be okay. I told them we would find fuel and get ourselves out of this.

I had to relocate Doctor Medic, MD to be a pilot. He tried, but would never be as good as Captain Bob.

The Federation fleet was gaining on me, and I needed to find some fuel before they arrived. As they grew nearer, so did the smell of defeat inside the cabin. After 2 more days, The Federation finally arrived.

I tried my best to defeat them, and fought until the last second. It was no use. Their missiles were much more powerful than mine, their shields much stronger. I could do nothing but watch as my ship got torn apart. My life’s work, destroyed in a matter of a day. The Federation was too strong, and this mission was suicide. Finally, after what felt like forever, my ship was gone.
As I teleported away, I took one last look at my ship, and with my ship destroyed and my crew dead, that marked the fate of the SS Shithead III. Our thoughts and prayers will always be with the crew of the SS Shithead III.

[kyleai]

The format's a little messed up there, https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ehD ... sp=sharing is a better one.